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SAMPLE LYRICS FROM THE COUNTRY MUSIC SONGKIT - The Country Music Songkit generates random lyrics. The following are sample output. All it requires is Microsoft Excel. Should work in Excel 2000 and up.

"Computer Country"

by - Billy Bob Eddie Steinberg

I met her at a truck stop at McDonald's
I can still recall the boxer shorts she wore
She was chewin' on a hangnail by the off-ramp
And I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor

The hookers knew I'd seal her fate forever
She said to me she liked her oatmeal dry
But who'd have thought she'd boogie in my Edsel
Oh, God, when will she ever say goodbye!


"Computer Country"

by - Bubba Truelove

I met her when my cow fell singin' a sad song
I can still recall the Stassen pin she wore
She was livin' in a trailer but I loved her
And I knew her face was stove in by the door

Her rabbi said I'd sing that song forever
She said to me old soldiers never die
But who'd have thought she'd sky dive in a graveyard
I kissed her on the ass and cried goodbye!


"Computer Country"

by - Larry's Other Brother Daryll

I met her out near Folsom fryin' eggrolls
I can still recall that burlap bra she wore
She was sobbin' at a toll booth with a Trekkie
And I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor

The judge declared I'd warp her mind forever
She said to me for twenty I could try
But who'd have thought she'd saute' like an Okie
I whacked her on the butt and said goodbye!


"Computer Country"

by - Yehudi Farnsworth

I met her out near Folsom singin' Lightfoot
I can still recall the snowshoes that she wore
She was screamin' like a banshee by the off-ramp
And I knew we really lost the last World War

Her midget cried I'd be her slave forever
She said to me there was no other guy
But who'd have thought she'd boogie like an Okie
Oh, God, when will she ever say goodbye!


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